Trending on Twitter at the moment is a new Shindan-maker calculation (it’s a fun site where you enter your name and it “calculates” various things about you.) This time they’re calculating how much a date with you would cost.

My results:

トーソンジャッキーとデート料金⇒【基本料】1時間 1000万円／一日（12時間）1億円【オプション】カラオケ 1曲5万円／コスプレ 1着800円／Ｈ 1回9円 http://shindanmaker.com/128819

Translation:

A date with Jacqui Toulson -> [base price] 1 hour 10 000 000yen (about US$125,000) / 1 day (12 hours) 100 million yen [options] Karaoke 1 song 50 000yen / cosplay 1 outfit 800yen / sex one time 9yen.

Sooo… my voice is pretty damn valuable, but I’m kind of a slut. But then I suppose at that base price it would be a rip-off not to get some sort of deal out of it, right? :P