December 2011
5 posts
If I ever meet any of member of Big Bang:
Them: Hi.
Me: HOLY FUCK WHY ARE YOU SUCH A STUPID FLAWLESS SLUT I HATE YOU BUT YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL OH MY GOD WHY SWEET BABY JESUS PLEASE LET ME HAVE YOUR CHILDREN ALL I WANT IS TO BANG YOU YOU LOOK SO PERFECT I JUST WANT YOU INSIDE OF ME PLEASE OH LORD WHY MUST YOU BE SO BEAUTIFUL UNNNFF I FUCKING HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU DON'T LOVE ME OH MY GOD GO AWAY YOU WHORE NEVER COME BACK OH MY GOD NO DON'T LEAVE I WOULD DIE WITHOUT YOU PLEASE MAKE SWEET LOVE TO ME AND FATHER ALL MY CHILDREN AND MARRY ME AND WE WILL BE TOGETHER FOR EVER OKAY THANK YOU MY BABY.
Them: Um, security?
Correction:
Them: Hi
Me: 0_o
Them: ...
Me: Phnegh!
Them: ...?
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I'm baaaack!
I got a little bit of internet for Xmas, so I can start posting things again!
Coming up: delicious food. ^_^