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If I ever meet any of member of Big Bang:

Them: Hi.
Me: HOLY FUCK WHY ARE YOU SUCH A STUPID FLAWLESS SLUT I HATE YOU BUT YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL OH MY GOD WHY SWEET BABY JESUS PLEASE LET ME HAVE YOUR CHILDREN ALL I WANT IS TO BANG YOU YOU LOOK SO PERFECT I JUST WANT YOU INSIDE OF  ME PLEASE OH LORD WHY MUST YOU BE SO BEAUTIFUL UNNNFF I FUCKING HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU DON'T LOVE ME OH MY GOD GO AWAY YOU WHORE NEVER COME BACK OH MY GOD NO DON'T LEAVE I WOULD DIE WITHOUT YOU PLEASE MAKE SWEET LOVE TO ME AND FATHER ALL MY CHILDREN AND MARRY ME AND WE WILL BE TOGETHER FOR EVER OKAY THANK YOU MY BABY.
Them: Um, security?
Correction: 
Them: Hi
Me: 0_o
Them: ...
Me: Phnegh!
Them: ...?

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

I'm baaaack!

I got a little bit of internet for Xmas, so I can start posting things again! Coming up: delicious food. ^_^

Dec 26th

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Nov 1st

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Oct 18th

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Sep 12th

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Aug 15th

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Aug 13th

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Aug 12th

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Aug 9th

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Aug 3rd

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Sayonara janai yo!

Today was officially one of the most difficult days ever. But also one of the most gratifying. Today I had my last classes at my handicapped school. This school goes from elementary through to high school, so some of the kids I had taught right from elementary through to high school for all 5 years. I had vowed to myself not to cry until I started my speech at my goodbye party during the first...

Jul 14th

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Jul 11th

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Nyan?

Just saw a woman walking on the beach with a GIANT cardboard Nyancat…. Tried to take a photo but I was driving. >_<

Jul 9th

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Jul 7th

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Jul 6th

Rantmoanbitchcomplain

So I got the details for my flight back to South Africa today… 8/19 Naha (7:40) - Kansai (9:40) 8/19 Kansai (11:00) - Malaysia (16:40) 8/20 Malaysia (1:20am) - Johannesburg (6:00am) Reasons why this is the crappiest thing ever: 1. I have to leave Okinawa. This goes without saying, really. 2. 8 hours 40 minutes waiting time in Kuala Lumpur airport. 3. I have to get my ass to the...

Jul 6th

the nomad`s land: It's my party and I'd cry, but... →

thenomadsland: Tomorrow I turn TWENTY SEVEN. It has snuck up on me… pretty much like this : Pool Shark and birthdays after age 25 are practically the same thing. My gran has always told me that the 27th year is a lucky one in my family, although when pressed for reasons, she only has the fact that she… At least you’re not 28 and single in Japan. All the talk of expiration...

Jul 3rd

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Jul 3rd

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Jul 3rd

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The things we do to look pretty...

I found super cheap avocados. Like, super cheap. So I am currently wearing a home-made avocado and honey face mask. Sound good? Sure. Except for the fact that it looks (and smells) like someone threw up on me. My skin better be like freaking SILK after this.

Jul 3rd

久しぶり〜〜〜〜！！

Oh man, it’s been a while! Sorry guys! Things have been busy up in here! Today I found out the name of the person who’s going to be stealing my job taking over from me in a month’s time. That’s all I have - a name. I AM FREAKING OUT!!!

Jun 26th

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Jun 18th

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Jun 14th

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Jun 12th

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Jun 12th

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Date fee

Trending on Twitter at the moment is a new Shindan-maker calculation (it’s a fun site where you enter your name and it “calculates” various things about you.) This time they’re calculating how much a date with you would cost. My results: トーソンジャッキーとデート料金⇒【基本料】1時間 1000万円／一日（12時間）1億円【オプション】カラオケ 1曲5万円／コスプレ 1着800円／Ｈ 1回9円 http://shindanmaker.com/128819 Translation: A date...

Jun 12th

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