cho ukeru


okinawan née south african twenty-something photographer | designer | teacher | wildlife enthusiast | J-boy enthusiast | JK-Pop fangirl | geek

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Big Bang cookies! ^_^

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I made some red velvet cupcakes with cream cheese icing today. ^_^

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I’m baaaack!

I got a little bit of internet for Xmas, so I can start posting things again!

Coming up: delicious food. ^_^

0 notes • Tuesday, December 27, 2011 • reblog this

par-le-mer: アイス珈琲

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nailcrazy: http://wondernail.tumblr.com/post/11526597338/zombies-for-halloween-inspired-on-iron-fist

38 notes • Wednesday, October 19, 2011 • reblog this

A beach in Port Elizabeth, South Africa. Taken during a road trip in university, 2003.

7 notes • Tuesday, September 13, 2011 • reblog this

ご飯作りました〜！

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Bowing at the entrance to the tea ceremony room like a boss. I have decided, though, that despite all the cries of “Wow! Traditional Japanese suits you so much!” it really does not. Gaijin *never* look good in traditional Japanese outfits. And this gaijin is no exception. Look at my frikkin dainty-ass hands though. Look at them. I am rocking the daintiness.

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